Steven Seagal a Sellout. Literally.

TicketBastard just emailed Seattlest HQ to tell us "Don't Miss Kenny Loggins!" And thank goodness, because Seattlest most certainly doesn't. Miss Kenny Loggins, that is.

And then a wierd creepy feeling overtook us, something about Ticketmaster and this weekend...Argh, can't remember, what was it again...Look panick-stricken in the direction of Editor Dan sitting across the room, he mouths "What is wrong with you" because he's on the phone with Tom Delay trying to explain to him how Stephen Colbert really isn't on his side....Shit, someone kick us....Wait, wait, oh yeah: back in March, we titillated you with news that the Steven Seagal Blues Band would be coming to town. That moment is upon you, Seattle.

And we were going to oh-so-subtly point you over to the Tractor Tavern site, telling you that nudge, nudge, tickets are still available. But for the love of Chuck Norris, that show is actually sold out! What the fuck?

We'll be out of town, but for any of you that are mysteriously not going to Sasquatch or somehow managing to avoid the onslaught of SIFF movies: if you go, Seattlest damn well expects a review. Please?

Photo of Japanese ad with Steven Seagal selling mushrooms from The Huge Entity.