We are good Seattle liberals. We feel that there should be much more concern over bears roaming Ravenna (next to none) than gay marriage (at none). This is what we do, it is who we are.
However, we understand that one can't help but find humor in the world’s problems. It is what separates us from the guy who we were stuck standing near on Saturday night, bemoaning to anyone who would listen that we live in a police state.
So we thought we would share two wonderful humor type jokes told to us second hand.
The first one our brother told us about and is from the Onion's American Voices section. Question: Over the next 100 years effects of global warming will lead to increased health problems. What's your opinion? Response: Good thing I have AIDS.
Number two comes from our friend Phil. Last week on his radio show, conservative talker Michael Savage noted the case of a Pennsylvania man who was arrested for screwing a dog.
Savage's take? "The guy ought to move to San Francisco--they'd probably make him mayor."
Now that's funny, and we don't care who you are.



It would be funnier if Michael Savage had a talking dog puppet on his show who then comes out of the closet and runs for mayor
What is even more funny is when Mike Savage lost his TV show for making homophobic rants on live TV. Now that is damn funny. http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2003-07-07-talk-host-fired_x.htm