
-The Myspace page of the Fort Lewis man accused of stabbing his wife a hundred million times was entered into evidence today because it listed a few serial killers as people he'd like to meet.
-Dish Network addicts in Seattle will soon get local channels in HD. American Idol never looked so good.
-That whale that washed up on a beach near Bellingham was killed when a boat hit it. The whale will be left where it is for a year to decay. Don't those things sometimes blow up all over the beach?
-403 street dealers were arrested on the sidewalk outside Deano's yesterday alone. Just kidding. It's called the Chocolate City Club now and the 403 arrests were made throughout Seattle over the past eight months.
-Seahawk head coach Mike Holmgren has signed on for another hitch.
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Don't those things sometimes blow up all over the beach?
I think you're thinking of the exploding whale from the 70s. Too messy to hack up, to big to push into a hole. Obvious solution? Explosives!
Regarding the 403 Arrested article from the Times:
It takes more than an hour to score drugs now, so "Mission Accomplished!" as far as the SPD and DEA are concerned.