The Egyptian Knows What You're Really Afraid Of

Seattle's blogs are savoring the pulse-pounding, cold-sweat anticipation of this weekend's midnight showings of Jaws at the Egyptian.

All we have to add is that a quick deconstruction of the film poster visuals yields a) sex object, b) the oceanic subconscious environment, and c) a massive penis with a vagina dentata superimposed on it. Watch out for that penis! It bites!

But, you argue, sharks look like penises normally. Here's a picture of a shark in that unusual pose. Not quite the same, is it? Something different about the nose.