Ask Seattlest: What the Hell is the Deal with Gas Prices?
Q: What's up with gas prices? They shot up after Katrina, then they went back down again, but now it's ridiculous!
A: We know. According to AAA, the average price of gas in Seattle is $3.16/gallon. That's 40 cents/gallon more than a month ago. It's also 25 cents/gallon more than the current national average.
Q: We pay more?
A: Yup. Hawaii, California, Nevada, Washington, and New York (in that order) are the most expensive states to buy gas.
Q: Wait a sec...didn't those states all vote for Kerry?
A: No, Nevada voted for Bush. This isn't some Republican conspiracy--don't be a dumbass.
Q: Fine, fine. Why is gas so expensive right now?
A: Well, for one thing, oil refineries, which turn crude oil into gasoline, do maintenance in the spring--so production capacity is at a low point. They should be at full capacity again at the end of May, so we might see prices go down a bit then...if the refineries have enough capacity to meet demand.
Q: Why isn't there enough capacity?
A: Because the last time an oil refinery opened in the U.S., the Kingdome was an exciting new tourist attraction. No one's built one since 1976, largely because whiny NIMBY environazis like ourselves don't want them around. They smell bad and spew pollutants into the air.
Q: Bummer. So, why is gas so expensive here in Washington?
A: US refineries, not coincidentally, are far away from clean-air-loving, fleece-wearing, REI-worshipping types. Most of them are in the South, where you'd (appropriately) get punched in the neck for bitching about pollution while driving your Subaru to Whistler. It costs money to get the gas up here, or to import it from elsewhere.
Q: Will gas go back down to $2 again soon?
A: Probably not. Crude oil prices are very high right now, partially because of political instability in "oil-producing countries" (thanks Bush!). Though, to be fair, that includes instability in Venezuela, Bolivia, and Nigeria, which can't be blamed on an ill-conceived U.S. invasion. Yet. So it's one less pitcher of Red Hook a week for you, friend.
Q: Guess what? I'll just take the bus and taxis! Screw you!
A: Not so fast, wisenheimer. They just doubled the fuel surcharge on every cab ride. It's now a dollar. You can't slither out of this one unless you stay home and play FIFA Soccer on your X-box all weekend.
Q: I hate everything.
A: So do we.
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