Here's how bad it's gotten for the Mariners' $15 million flop, Adrian Beltre:
Every player gets a positive-seeming statistic flashed on the scoreboard when he comes to bat. But Beltre's been so terrible (he's hitting .221), this is what the Mariners PR staff had to resort to during last night's game:
Hitting .307 when wearing alternate blue jersey

McGinn is Mayor


Seth, this is literaly laugh out loud funny.
Do you realize how mad the people get at the city for investments like this? Adrian Beltre is the monorail of the Mariners.
I suspect that if Mariners GM were an elected office, Bill Bavasi would have a cushy lobbying job by now.
Beltre so far in May: .333/.368/.444
And yet you rip him while not one word about Sexson's ceiling fan imitation at the plate.