We don't actually have anything against
the Ducks, but it is the season and we found
this site that seems to despise them in a hilarious manner. Yes, the Ducks are annoying to see on the streets of downtown and you want to respond to every "quack quack" with "Yes, an actual Seattle person walking to work. Fascinating isn't it?" And, ok, if you're in a kayak most other boats around you are moving in some sane kind of A to B fashion, but the Ducks just wander drunkenly over to you via some twisting path and everyone leers at you and tries to see down into the cockpit for some reason like you have something weird stashed down there and you gotta paddle quickly away lest a tourist set eyes on your sixer of Rainier. Really, though, aside from the times when the Ducks are quack-quacking up in our faces we enjoy the ducks. It's probably a pretty cool way to check out the city and, well, we won't go as far as to say that we wouldn't mind taking the ride sometime, but if a relative came by and absolutely insisted that we go on the Ducks with her then what are we gonna do? She insists.
