Sexy, Sexy Seattle

We want to see you naked: Do you love to express yourself in a Madonna-esque fashion? Have you seen a burlesque show and said "that should be me on that stage!" Do you have your sexy stage name picked out? The lovely ladies of Glitzkrieg Burlesque Bombshells want to hear from you. They want to hire some new performers for their troupe. Full details and some sexy photos are on their website. We may not have interviewed them (yet), but we recommend their stage show.

We want to see your sex toy: Actually, Babeland wants to see your sex toy. Have an idea for something even more personally satisfying than a Nimbus 2000? Whip together a prototype -- or at least a sketch -- and enter it in Babeland's Sex Toy Design Contest. The winning entry gets $250 cash, a $250 Babeland gift certificate, a package of assorted toys, and the world beating off on the path to your door.