Well-Dressed Skeleton

We're hoping this isn't a Green River Killer type of town, despite, you know, the Green River Killer. We also hope it's not an organized crime kind of place where if your envelope comes in a little short for too many weeks in a row, whoops, they find your skull at Interlaken Park a few years later.

Human remains were found by a construction crew digging around Interlaken Park on Friday, though: a skull poking up through the mud, and then upon closer investigation some bones and clothes. This is exactly why Seattlest spends so much time pondering the closet in the morning. If we should ever get whacked and buried in a shallow grave we want to at least be wearing a cool tee shirt when some construction guy comes across our skull. "Man, I'd hate to be this guy, but he must have been looking good when he died." It does worry us a bit that our clothes may last longer than our skin, organs, etc, though.