It isn't a new U2 tour...

Zoo Doo is a program from the Woodland Park Zoo that allows Seattle residents to buy bear shit, ostensibly for their gardens. Want a garbage bag full? You can have it! A truck-load? Possible! Seattlest would like to know if we could just get a dime bag of the stinky stuff, but there's no mention of less than intent-to-distribute quantities in the press release.

Not only is there a program to buy bear shit from the zoo, but apparently it's so popular that you can't just buy it outright - You have to enter a drawing. Yes, bear shit is the new xbox 360.

This is how it works: send a standard postcard to: Zoo Doo, Woodland Park Zoo, 601 N. 59th St., Seattle, WA 98103. Include the following information:

* Name
* Day/evening phone numbers
* Amount of Zoo Doo you'd like to purchase (anything from a garbage bag to a full-size pick-up truck load)
* Weekday or weekend preference for pick-up

Pick-up dates begin April 21 and continue through April 30. Dr. Doo will randomly select as many cards as supplies of Zoo Doo allow and will contact you only if your lucky card was selected. The Fecal Fests traditionally sell out. And remember, you load the Zoo Doo yourself, using shovels the zoo provides.