All The News That's Fit To Post

-Researchers have new evidence this week that the local cave man type (dubbed "Kennewick Man") may not have been killed by a flood as previously believed. Several clay 40oz pots and small spills of proto-beer found nearby indicate that he was buried by his cave homies.

-Alaska Airlines will be checking all of its fleet for pressurization problems. We suggest rubbing them with soap and then holding them under water while watching for bubbles.

-Although if that doesn't convince you there are a bunch of new flights scheduled for Seattle departures soon from BA, AirTran and Korean Air.

-Wal-Mart announced that they're going to be better about health bennies soon and we hope they're coming around in part due to pressure from the Washington legislature.

-NBA commissioner Stern is making a big media push for the Sonics and their new luxury boxes. "Stern said the NBA only wants a deal similar to what the Mariners and Seahawks have received." See what happens when you let one sports franchise screw you? They all want to screw you.