It Happens Every Spring--Nickname Edition

Pitchers and catchers reported to Mariners' spring training camp in Arizona this week, and we are all a-titter at the dawn of seven months of baseball news. Here's the haps:

M's players have a nickname for new starting catcher Kenji Jojima: "Joe-mama."

2005 first-round pick Jeff Clement has a nice swing.

Mike Hargrove, former victim of a quail-hunting mishap, gives his take on Shot-in-the-Face-gate.

The first in an interminable parade of articles about phenom Felix Hernandez.

USS Mariner on what little competition there will be at this camp.

Not sure how we missed this, but former M's OF and 2005 World Series hero Scott Podsednik is engaged to this Playboy Playmate. If anyone needs us, we'll be at the batting cage.