Over the past several months, Seattlest has spent some quality time with our real estate agent, a kind and patient man we’ll call St. Windermere. Together we’ve toured some super starters, replete with fully paved front yards and the occasional small animal carcass — the kind of amenities you wont’t find by searching Redfin or Zillow.
Now that King County Public Health’s has added meth labs to the county’s GIS mapping site, we’ve got a brand-new bargaining tool. Homing in on new listings within the city’s most meth-ridden districts has never been easier. Add a registered sex offender to the mix, and that two-bedroom fixer may finally be in our future.
Pray for us, St. Windermere.

Tuesdays are Muppet Days


Add in low school rankings and you just may hit the trifecta.
Then again, think of the trick or treating opportunities! And I thought Smarties were a good high.