Meth + MLS = real estate success!
Over the past several months, Seattlest has spent some quality time with our real estate agent, a kind and patient man we’ll call St. Windermere. Together we’ve toured some super starters, replete with fully paved front yards and the occasional small animal carcass — the kind of amenities you wont’t find by searching Redfin or Zillow.
Now that King County Public Health’s has added meth labs to the county’s GIS mapping site, we’ve got a brand-new bargaining tool. Homing in on new listings within the city’s most meth-ridden districts has never been easier. Add a registered sex offender to the mix, and that two-bedroom fixer may finally be in our future.
Pray for us, St. Windermere.
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