All The News That's Fit To Post

-Ha, Spokane sucks. Gonzaga students have been reprimanded for chanting "Brokeback Mountain" at opposing players during basketball games. Apparently a reference to "Brokeback Mountain" indicates that one is a cowboy. Ironic that the biggest cowboy of them all actually plays for the Zags...

-Key Arena can make money without the Sonics, the Seattle Times says. Ah, another breathtaking counter maneuver in the delicate dance of wresting money from a tax base not inclined to pay it willingly.

-Tent City IV will be leaving Temple B'nai, jumping through a wacko Bellevue hoop, and landing at St. Lukes today.

-The American Disaster Preparedness Foundation gave Seattle a "B-" in disaster preparedness tying us for eighth of the thirty cities studied. We're said to be unhappy with the mark even though we were completely winging it on the final and consistently failed to hand in homework assignments.