What Are You Doing Inside Reading This?

Not only is it Friday, but the sun is out and it's warm as hell. Sorry, boss, but it's looking like a loooong lunch day. It's probably too late to skip the office altogether today and suddenly "not feeling 100%" when it's 60 out is not going to fool anyone, but if you have the brown nose points in the bank this is a great day to cash them in. You saw the forecast earlier this week and you should have layed some groundwork for yourself then. "Yeah, I figured I'd just head up to the north office early on Friday and drop that stuff off on my way. They're right by Golden Gardens, right?"

It's warm and it's February, but save all your global warming concerns for a cloudy day, you whiner. Man, can't you just accept something nice for once?