All The News That's Fit To Post

-The NFL defended the officiating in the Super Bowl today and Joe Montana admitted that he's an alien and was off doing some "serious alien shit you don't want to even know about" the other day.

-Michael Rupe died on death row today after a long illness. Headlines are pointing out that he was once deemed too fat to hang which is apparently hilarious. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, capital punishment, you're a riot.

-The plan to save Puget Sound salmon has been hatched and is online for your viewing pleasure here. Actually it's only a draft of the plan.

-The bill to raise the gambling age from 18 to 21 in the state of Washington died the lonely death in committee today. Horsesass suggests that Coinstar, Inc. killed it.

-Dan Savage takes on all comers on the subject of Muslim-defaming cartoons on the Slog.