Texas A&M Thinks They Own The Number 12
Texas A&M University believes that, because of some game in 1922, only they should be able to recognize football fans as the 12th man.
The Seahawks retired the number 12 in 1984. A "12" flag flies over Qwest Field during home games. And Texas A&M doesn't cotton to it.
So, in that time-honored, go-get-em, shoot first, independent, manly Texas spirit, they are suing.
Pathetic. Are these the same people that fought the Alamo? Davy Crockett or Woody the Cowboy or J.R. Ewing or whoever must be rolling over in his grave.
Yesterday, the school filed an injunction seeking a restraining order that would prevent the Seahawks from using the slogan. There will be a hearing on Thursday.
Texas A&M (heavy emphasis on the "M") is, like Beavis, a Texas institution best known for lighting things on fire.
They have a federal trademark on the phrase "The 12th Man," (meaning the fans--football teams are 11 players each) which has been a school tradition since 1922. That's the year this inspiring tale occurred, according to the school's website:
...an underdog Aggie team was playing Centre College, then the nation's top ranked team. As the hard fought game wore on, and the Aggies dug deeply into their limited reserves, Coach Dana X. Bible remembered a squad man who was not in uniform. He had been up in the press box helping reporters identify players. His name was E. King Gill, and was a former football player who was only playing basketball. Gill was called from the stands, suited up, and stood ready throughout the rest of the game, which A&M finally won 22-14. When the game ended, E. King Gill was the only man left standing on the sidelines for the Aggies. Gill later said, "I wish I could say that I went in and ran for the winning touchdown, but I did not. I simply stood by in case my team needed me."
Wait...what? The guy didn't even play in the game? They base an entire tradition on a guy standing on a sideline? Hell, even John Kerry got shot, and everyone in Texas agrees he's a total coward. Not a lot positive going on in Texas A&M football apparently.
In fact, the Aggies have lots of football traditions--many of which are even more stupid than the 12th man. To wit:
Midnight Yell Practice: The entire student body gathers together to practice yelling. Yes, at Texas A&M, they can't count on their students to remember how to yell come gametime. And, yes, the most difficult math class at the school is "reckonin'."
"Gig 'em": This exhortation to the home team, with accompanying hand signal, is what fans hope their Aggies will do to the visiting team. "Gigging" is killing a frog with a spear. Classy.
Yell Leaders: At Texas A&M (which is co-ed), they don't have female cheerleaders, only male yell leaders, who direct chants with hand signals. We actually support this idea.
The Elephant Walk: Before the A&M/University of Texas game, A&M seniors walk around the campus, remembering all the good times, and the junior class pelts them with eggs.
Look for people who yell, frog hunters, and elephants to be the target of future lawsuits. And, with the help of certain newly empaneled judges, expect the school to come out on top.
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