Seattlest In The Stranger Today

We figure you probably gave up on dead tree media in the 90s sometime and now proudly boast to all three readers of your blog that you get all your news either online or from the smirking mouth of Jon Stewart. Us too! You're just like us, which is why we feel such loathing and contempt LOVE for you. Pick up a paper copy of The Stranger today, though. You remember where they are: In those big metal boxes on the street and shimmied under that short leg of the wobbly table at your cafe.

Open it up to what you expect to be the "Stranger Suggests" page. Ah, ha - Seattlest Suggests this week. Yeah, we paid Northwest Harvest a tiny pittance of the money they deserve and hijacked a section of the paper. We have some event recommendations for next week in there, but of course it's all crap and we're saving the really good stuff for you, our online readers and those who accidentally subscribed to our RSS one time and can't figure out how to get rid of it.