Porn Has Left The Building

Poor porn. It's like the creative and hilarious ugly kid who kinda smells in high school. Behind closed doors it's fine to let him bring his zine collection and some records over to your mom's house and you can kick it with him in the basement for hours even though he sucks at Nintendo, but he's never going to get invited to the table in the cafeteria or shown any similar public displays of acceptance. Sorry, smelly kid - That's just the way it is. We'll check you after college when you can have us over to your quirky but expensive house once and then never invite us back. "Sorry, man, but I got some record industry people coming over so...you gotta jet."

Well, porn is like that except it's probably never going to blossom into an A-List Renaissance Man. Porn will never be too cool for you, reader, even though you've always been too cool for it. Hopefully. Don't be that guy with the porn proudly on a shelf of the entertainment center. At least make an effort to hide that shit if you're going to own the DVDs.

And you may have to break down and get a few DVDs soon, because you know internet porn is not worth the hassle and that Mike Hunt guy on public access got his ass kicked last week by the SCAN board. Tonight there may be a public hearing at the SCAN meeting, at least that's what it says on Mike Hunt's (aka Mike Aivaz's) website (which does have a lot of porn-type images on it, we have to warn you, perhaps belatedly.) The SCAN board will be redefining the definition of obscene and we're pretty sure it's going to include about 90% of what Mike generally shows (not that we've, you know, seen it or ever had him over to play Nintendo). Tonight at 1am should be his first show under the new rules so you may want to tune in to see if he plays by them.