All The News That's Fit To Post

-From a distance it looks like a panhandler but as you approach you can see that it's a particularly clean-looking panhandler with a very authoritative 'stach. Hmm. A few miles up the road you find out you've been gamed by the SPD. The panhandler was actually a cop checking your seat belt.

-There's also a report of people gaming the SPD today. Nothing says "I'm the cheapest bastard on the face of the Earth," like a wall of parking recipts covering a window of the Mercedes. This display is designed to confuse meter readers into thinking that there must be a valid sticker in there somewhere.

-All the rocks are off the road at the I-90 pass, but there will be some additional lane closures while they attempt to defy gravity and keep future rocks off the road.

-A headline in the Puget Sound Business Journal today reads, "Auditor's computer stolen with data on 826 people." Why would a laptop with data on the 826 people exist? It wouldn't, but an unaware headline writer would.