All The News That's Fit To Post

Splashlanding: A woman lost control of her motorbike this morning on the 520 and was thrown into the water. Lucky break. She was able to swim to an island near the Arboretum where she's since grown a beard, tattered her clothes and named her best friend and former motorcycle helmet "Nolan."

Like Lemmings Off A Plank: KOMO News follows Seattlest's lead on pirates, but does some, you know, actual research and reporting.

Into The Future: Q13 will not quit with their 2013 series and the sports entry is up today. Their crystal bal reveals that in 2013 the Storm will outsell the Sonics. At this rate that may happen next year.

Cosmobucks: Starbucks (or *$ as we've recently seen them referred to as online, apparently used by people who have to refer to the coffee giant much too frequently) won a court case against a Russian car alarm salesman who had been using their trademarks in Russia. The road to world domination via super-sweet quad shot lattes is now clear.