Too Proud For The Hill
Well, it's been announced. Gay Pride, one of the Hill's too few moments in the spotlight, has gotten too big for its stylish b(r)itches and will be held at Seattle Center next year. This decision will surely solve the problem of it being too large - We predict dueling Prides for 2006. There will be the official Seattle Center version which will draw a couple thousand squares, heteros and family-types and then there will be the Capitol Hill version which will rage on as its gay old self. Neither will approach the massive crush of humanity of last summer's celebration, but hopefully the intensity can be maintained in at least one location. All that extra leg room at the Seattle Center will not be needed, of course, because people go to Pride because of the charm of Capitol Hill, not despite its shortcomings. Not unexpectedly, Capitol Hill businesses haven't been pleased to hear that the event will be moving.
We give this Gaylife experiment one year before organizers realize that you can take Volunteer Park out of Pride but you can't take Pride out of Volunteer Park. Alright, we're not quite sure what that means, but we're sticking with it. Finally, isn't there a big new park available just off Broadway to accommodate even more partiers on the Hill? Why doesn't that factor into any of these discussions?
And when are they going to announce what's to be done about that crusty old parade?


