Freddy Garcia Closes Out World Series

Freddy pitched seven scoreless innings for the Chicago White Sox to help bring the first World Series Championship to the Southside since 1917 in his first full season with the team. Hoopty horns blared, pipe bombs and meth labs detonated and fans went wild on the south side of Chicago and in a very localized area of north Seattle (today to be known as Chicago's far far far northwest side).

Seattlest has been a fan of the Chicago White Sox since Garcia joined the team last year for a long time and is currently attempting to colonize Seattle as a newly annexed White Sox territory. We have encountered some resistance in that regard, but rest assured that we have been converting you subliminally with every post. Go White Sox.