Enumclaw Sex Farm Back in the News
Hey remember the time when that guy in Enumclaw was killed while having sex with a horse at some sort of bestiality farm? Yeah, we had totally forgotten about that as well. So you can imagine how we felt when we picked up the Times this morning and saw that the story is back in the news.
Charges were filed against the men who run the farm. And with what do you charge the owner a farm where people die having sex with animals? Drum roll please…criminal trespassing, and not in the way you're thinking.
Washington is one of twelve states that has no law against bestiality.
So come to Seattle--where you can't get a lap dance, but it's a-ok to blow a pig.
Dan Satterberg, the county prosecutor's chief of staff, told the Times, "There is no evidence of injury to the animal to support animal-cruelty charges…This is the only crime we can charge."
Once again we have all been saved by those anti-trespassing activists.
We also can't help but think that if this was a story about a farm where humans had sex, and someone was killed, and it was a US Senator, that this story wouldn't be in the news at all. It's just the media's fixation with human on horse sex.
