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Here We Go Again: Brother Ray on the Seahawks

ray.jpgKanye West, we hear, is one hot rapper hiphop artist. And he samples Ray Charles' "I Got a Woman" on his single "Gold Digger." Thus, in an attempt to appeal to the kids, we will sample the late great Ray on this post.

Here we go again
She's back in town again
I'll take her back again
One more time

The Seahawks are once again tantalizing us with great play early in the season. Last night they did what Hurricane Rita couldn't, utterly demolishing Houston. The Hawks' offensive display prompted ESPN commentator Joe Theismann to compare them to the early 90's Super Bowl-winning 49ers.

Here we go again
The phone will ring again
I'll be her fool again
One more time

And, yes, we are considering a flying leap back onto the bandwagon. Shawn Alexander--four touchdowns! The recievers--actually catching passes! Our offensive line--dominating. Hawks have the number one offense in the NFL!!!!

I've been there before
And I'll try it again
But any fool knows
That there's no way to win
But remember last year? Two dominating wins to begin the season, then the fourth quarter collapse against the Rams. We know we are inviting anguish. Yet we can't resist. Move that spare tire, bandwagon denizens--we're coming in.
Here we go again
She'll break my heart again
I'll play the part again
One more time

The Seahawks host Dallas next Sunday at 1:05. Buy tickets.

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Comments [rss]

  • Hey, at least they aren't the Vikings:



    "See the girl with the diamond ring,

    She knows how to shake that thing.

    Ho-oh, yeah, that's what I'd say."

  • Matt Silvie

    I aint sayin' she's a gold donkey

    But she aint messin wif no broke honkey

    Get down, Audrey, get down get down etc etc

    A rip rap rippity roo etc

  • The sample in "Gold Digger" is actually Jamie Foxx rehashing his tired old Ray Charles impression.

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