Minutemen To Our Rescue

Pssst. Hate Mexicans? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not here, Buddy. Come inside. We're looking for a few patiriots like yourself to help man the wall in Washington state. No, no, see, Washington is on the northern border. With Canada. See, if we do a vigil up here it makes it seem like we don't hate the Mexicans. We'll be like equal opportunity haters, get it? No, we don't hate the Canadians we hate the Mexicanos, but- Oh. Oh you do? Oh, wow, we got a live one here. Hey Frank, we got a live one over here. Well, alright, yeah, you can keep the Canadians out if you want to. You can even bring weapons. So, yeah, you can keep an eye out for Canadians coming down illegally, but try not to shoot anyone and make us look bad. Ok, show up in Blaine on October third and be prepared to stay the month. Here's a training manual. No you can't go home early if you bag a Canuck the first day. Don't bag any Canucks. What if you take out a Mexican? Well, then we'll talk about it.

From the Minuteman Pledge:

VII. Minutemen promise to raise our voices -- on cellular phones along the borders of America and in the halls of Congress -- in the defense of the rule of law. The American people are firm but fair, and we share their great compassion for the many powerless victims of cruel, illegal human trafficking and labor exploitation. But we also support our citizens' adamant rejection of the blatant disregard for our laws and ordered liberty represented by the U.S. government's failure to secure our borders, enforce our nation's sovereignty and end the flood of illegal trafficking into American territory.

I vow before God and my fellow Americans that these principles guide my actions as a Minuteman. "Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty..." And so I will stand watch on America's borders and in her sovereign interest until relieved from duty by my fellow countrymen.

Alright, stand down, soldier.