Ask Seattlest
These questions were submitted by clairvoyant readers.
Q: Did Seattlest James have a baby yesterday?
A: Yes--he did! Well, his wife did. If he had had the baby, you would be hearing about it on "A Current Affair," not here. The baby is a girl.
Q: Did James and his wife name the baby yet?
A: No. But when they name her, you will hear it here first. (Unless they name her "Rita Katrina," in which case you will hear about it on "A Current Affair.")
Q: Did Seattlest Dan ask his lovely girlfriend to marry him?
A: How did you know? Can you help us recover our WNBA gambling losses? Yes, Dan did pop the question, and his charming girlfriend, Jen, wisely accepted. Dan, you see, is quite a catch. So is his now-fiancée. They are both catches. And now they caught each other and will undoubtedly experience years of connubial bliss. We are very jealous.
Q: Has Dan's engagement coincided with the collapse of his beloved Chicago White Sox?
A: Yes. God, stop hating on Dan.
