Inspect This

Are you dieting? Looking for a non-chemical, non-habit-forming appetite suppressant? May Seattlest suggest...the King County Online Food Inspection Reports.
Simply type in the name of your favorite local, and the program spits back the filthy truth, conveniently color-coded into red critical violations and blue plain-old regular violations. There's all sorts of health-related violations, like food not kept at the right temperature and the like, but what really grosses us out is the (apparently standard) lack of upkept handwashing facilities in most Seattle restaurants.
Some high/lowlights:
Deano's: Squeaky clean!
Dick's on 45th: Clean!
Beth's on Aurora: Surprisingly clean!
13 Coins: Cited for no sneeze guard!
Endolyne Joe's: "Pooling of eggs"--no thanks!
Canlis: You'll pay a lot...and it's not as clean as Deano's.
The Five Point: Greasy-spoon gross!
Now we just need it as a Widget.


