An Open Letter to Our Readers, in Which We Attempt to Seduce You

Baby:

We know that we aren't always good to you. That we can treat you badly, that sometimes we talk down to you, or provide information on stuff you couldn't care less about. We don't mean to. We love you, dear reader, and we desperately want to make things up to you. How's about spending Friday night out, just us? We can catch a little foreign flick at the film forum, like we used to, back when we were fresh out of college and fervent in our boho love for Che. (Y'know, Che's from Argentina, just like the film. Yes, yes, we're sorry, of course you knew that, you're so smart...we're trying to get better at the not-talking-down thing.) Anyway, baby, what were we saying? Oh yeah, first we'll go to the movie and then mingle for a while. We'll show you off, for you are infinitely sexy. Then maybe we'll get a few drinks and see where the night goes from there....

Honey, allow us to rekindle the fire and passion that can only exist between a blogger and a bloggee. So please spend tomorrow night with us at the movies. You won't regret it. Let us work you down completely.

Love,
Seattlest

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