Cheering Up King County Elections
As the court case over the governor’s election drags on in Chelan County (it’s already been two days and no surprise witnesses!?!) we understand that those over at King County Elections may be a little down in the dumps. It appears that they’ve been forging documents, falling short in matching up votes to voters, and generally having a rough go of it.
We however have the perfect way to cheer them up: All Star Ballots. They just hand them out at Safeco Field-- thousands of them. You can vote as many times as you want: young, old, convicted, non-citizen, dead. It doesn’t matter.
We suggest getting a handful of the ballots and hiding them around the election department’s office in Downtown Seattle. How fun would it be to watch the workers stumble upon stacks of uncounted All Star Ballots? We would hope that they would get the joke and enjoy a laugh.
In the meantime we’re enjoying ourselves as we write in Governor Gregoire at first base.
