Get in Line, Ladies

The P-I today ran a story about a man named Robert E. Burrow, who went on a nutty crime spree Saturday night.

Ladies, if you are looking for a man with a taste for both methadone and methamphetamine--a man who will (allegedly, of course) first break into your boss's home and attack him, then arrive at your house and attack your new boyfriend and then you, and do it all with a cheese knife, no less--we may have the man for you.

As the P-I reports, this isn't Burrow's first go-round with the court system:

Burrow has an extensive criminal record that includes trespassing, assault, drug possession, reckless endangerment and malicious mischief. Another woman has a permanent protection order against him dating from 1993.

Burrow will be arraigned April 19.