Greatest Job Ever

"Je voudrais s'offrir."

We scan Craigslist for jobs every now and then. Not that Seattlest isn't happy with our current position, but sometimes it's nice to know what's out there. Well, we came across a listing yesterday that certainly tells us what's out there, and it's got Seattlest considering dropping a few of our most sacred vices, hanging up the keyboard, and heading for the french countryside.

Consider this:

Looking for vegan dependable,serious,responsible,enthusiastic,balanced female volunteer non-smoker drinker(drugs free)motivated,it's a plus if you can to come from now or later(for some days/weeks)in France(rural area around 3hours from Paris by train) and speak some or want to learn French Free accommodation in exchange of some help for the cook,vegan house,society
Take care

It's the stuff dreams are made of, kids. You better have some damn good rationalizations prepared for your older self if you think you're going to pass on this. Email the pervy fraud kindly old french countess here.