Vegetarian Meat

PETA is in the midst of electing the "Sexiest Vegetarian Alive" and of course a Seattleite is a nominee.

Jake, 30, lives in Seattle, Washington. Jake is an instructor at an indoor rock-climbing gym. Jake refuses to eat flesh because he doesn’t support cruelty to animals and because he doesn’t want to ingest all the nasty chemicals that are shot into farmed animals before they are killed.

Not just a Seattleite, but apparently the Seattleite. A vegetarian, a climber: This guy is practically a cartoon--his name is even "Hjorten." Seattlest wonders how many pairs of Chacos are in this guy's closet. Frankly, we don't believe he exists.

Ups to Seattle Metroblogging for posting this way way before us.