Do You Look Good in Leather Pants?

If Duran Duran can guest star on the TV show Las Vegas, and Boy George can write his own hit play, then why can’t formerly supergalactic rock stars INXS do a reality TV show to replace their long-departed lead singer? Michael Hutchence, he of the curly brown hair and sexy strut, died under tragic and controversial circumstances 7 1/2 years ago. Since then, INXS has cycled through several replacements, none of whom brought them even close to the fame they previously had.

Now you and everyone you know who can make it to The Graceland on Feb 19 can audition for the casting peeps of INXS Rock Star. You must be 21 or over and have three songs in your repertoire, just in case. If you can’t sing and play an instrument at the same time, bring someone with you who can accompany you. Lucky winners get to audition again in LA, and those winners swagger it out on TV.

Bring your leathery best, as that's how Mr. Hutchence (RIP) would no doubt have wanted it.